I was reading a piece of memoir/writing-from-personal-life that is going around the tumblrz, by a non-binary person. (Note: I’m purposely not linking to it here because I don’t want to Tumblr Call-Out the author. They made a mistake, which I am going to…
when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life
this bitch out here trying to make me catch feelings (and it works!!! you freak!!!!! stop that))
My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.
E.L. James knows as much about BDSM as she would have found in a five minute Google search, which is to say that she knows precisely jack shit.
50 Shades of Grey does not depict a realistic kinky relationship, nor does it depict a healthy relationship of either the…
Back in 2013, Texas resident Larry Davis ran either a red light or stop sign (reports vary) in his Buick in the city of Austin. Despite his insistence that he had had only one drink, he was put in handcuffs and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Then, when he was given a Breathalyzer test by the Austin Police Department, he blew a 0.00. Nonetheless, as KVUE reports, Mr. Davis spent the night in jail.
While at the station, Mr. Davis agreed to give a blood sample as well, to prove he was not under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. The results would later come back 100% negative. Davis’ attorney, Daniel Betts, told KVUE, “My reaction was just shock that this happened.”
The Austin Police Department stands by the arrest, saying they believed Davis showed signs of impairment, that while standing on one leg, he “swayed,” and “needed his arms for balance.” They also suggested that he could have been on marijuana, a drug that wouldn’t necessarily show up in a test. The APD said they’re going by a “take-no-chances” policy. That being said, they did acknowledge how unusual it is that Davis was arrested despite registering a zero on his breath test.
they ain’t even trying to hide they shit anymore
There are 3 types of signs of pregnancy: possible, probable, and positive.
Possible Signs of pregnancy are things that look like they could be signs of pregnancy, but could also be caused by something else:
- Missed period - could be caused by TONS of things, but pregnancy is always the first thought
- Nausea and vomiting (morning sickness)
- Need to pee constantly
- Enlarged, tender breasts
- Just “feeling” pregnant
- Fatigue, tiredness
- Ptyalism (Excessive saliva)
- Montgomery’s Tubercules
- Stretch Marks
- Spider Veins
- Quickening (Feeling fetal movement)
- Chadwick’s Sign (Bluish tinge to the vagina and cervix)
- Colostrum (discharge or milk) from your breasts
Probable signs of pregnancy are symptoms that indicate pregnancy most of the time. However, there is still the chance they can be false or caused by something other than pregnancy, like presumptive signs.
- Enlarged or growing belly
- Positive Pregnancy Test
- Change in the shape of the uterus
- Softening of the cervix (Goodell’s Sign)
- Braxton Hicks Contractions
- Being able to feel a fetus
Positive signs of pregnancy are signs that are definite, and cannot be caused by anything but pregnancy.
- Palpation of fetal movement by a trained examiner
- Hearing fetal heart tones (the fetal heart beat)
- Ultrasound or Xray showing a fetus
Surprising, right? You would have thought that a positive pregnancy test would be a positive sign, and I would have too, to be honest. Still, there are other things that can cause a positive pregnancy test, such as a defective test, incorrect usage of the test, certain medications, certain other conditions affecting one’s hormones.
If you have any of these possible or probable signs and you think it’s possible that you’re actually pregnant, take a pregnancy test and make an appointment with a midwife or doctor to see if you are pregnant, and figure out your options.
A few months ago I made this post with wintry animals, but now it is summertime and here are some summer-loving animals checking in on you! be good to yourselves! :)